If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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