no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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