soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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