Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
everyone is single if you try hard enough
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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