It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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