I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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