Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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