reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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