So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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