Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
sex in a hospital.. check
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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