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I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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