when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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