I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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