I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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