are you still at the devil's house?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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