is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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