69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I just googled if crying burns calories
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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