I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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