I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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