My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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