ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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