Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
two words...techno handjob
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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