can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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