Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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