Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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