Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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