It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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