If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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