I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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