i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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