I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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