My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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