He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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