Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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