It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
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