This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm both gender and math confused
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
