he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
