try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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