So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
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