I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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