Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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