How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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