I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Randomize
