i may or may not be watching the land before time
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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