please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
why is half of my head shaved?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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