I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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