wrigley field is MILF paradise
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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