Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Randomize