HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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