I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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