You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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