She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he puts the penis in happiness.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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