I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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