Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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