Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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